THE HOTEL BILL
> >
> > Next
time you think your hotel bill is too high... you might want to use
> > this
logic! A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to
>Boston.
> >
> > After
almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue,
> > and
they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a
> > room,
but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the
> > road.
> >
> > When
they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for
> > $350.
> >
> > The
man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells
> > the
clerk although it's a nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren't worth
>$350.
> > When
the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on
> >
speaking to the Manager.
> >
> > The
Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the hotel
> > has
an Olympic-size pool and a huge conference centre that were available
> > for
the husband and wife to use.
> >
> > "But
we didn't use them," the man complains.
> >
> >
"Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager. He goes
>on
> > to
explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel
>is
> >
famous. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and
Las Vegas
> >
perform here," the Manager says.
> >
> > "But
we didn't go to any of those shows," complains the man again.
> >
> >
"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replies.
> >
> > No
matter what facility the Manager mentions, the man replies, "But we
> >
didn't use it!"
> >
> > The
Manager is not moved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to
> > pay.
> >
> > He
writes a check and gives it to the Manager.
> >
> > The
Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But sir," he says,
> > "This
check is only made out for $100."
> >
> >
"That's >>> right," says the man. "I charged you $250
for sleeping with my
> >
wife."
> >
> > "But
I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.
> >
> >
"Well," the man replies, "She was here, and you could have."
>
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